Okay, so I’m in a committed relationship, I love my girlfriend, I would never dream of straying from her, blah blah blah…but, I have to admit, this new trend of girls stripping…
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Live-Blogging The Top Chef Season 4 Finale: DRunk
8:10pm – As I sit down on the couch at Nicci’s with my first beer of the evening (Lagunitas Lucky #13), I recall the last time I tried to “live blog” an…
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I Suggest The Perfect Beer For You
There should be a beer label on this blog, but too many labels is a bad thing. So this is [not] a rant. I have no idea how else to label it.…
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What The Hell Am I Doing?
After a beautiful lunchtime trek to Elysian Park with Nicci, I’ve spent all afternoon engaged in a heated debate with myself. I’m wondering…should I post the last “Adventures In Dating” that I…
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Sunburned Leg Of The Man
Here’s how fucking retarded I am. Are you ready for this? I decide — for the first time in maybe five years — that I’m going to take Nicci up on her…
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On My Being Too Involved With Nintendo Wii To Update
I’m back in Los Angeles now, sitting on Nicci’s couch, watching her create her own Nintendo Wii character. It’s been a relatively uneventful twenty-four hours since I’ve returned. I woke up and…
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Record Store Day
I’ve just returned from the store, where I put in a modest nine hours of work today. I’ve worked in retail before — in fact, I’ve worked in retail since the age…
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Quake, And The Crystal Method Method
Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when everything just felt right. It was a time of great happiness, perhaps unparalleled in my personal history. At moments of…
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Live-Blogging Food Poisoning
6:00am I think Nicci has food poisoning. I heard her roll out of bed an hour ago, and she mumbled something about a pain in her abdomen. I tried to close my…
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On Carbonated Soft-Drinks And MLB.TV
Where are all the “sodey pop” drinkers!? I think I should start today with good news: I haven’t consumed any sodey pop since last Tuesday afternoon (3/25). That’s one full week without…