In 48 hours I’ll be airborne, flying east towards Newark Airport, set to embark on a lengthy trip that will take me from the East Coast of these United States all the…

Happy end of the week, kids! I want to finish this entry as quickly as possible so I can get a full night of sleep. Or…close to a full night of sleep.…

Feeling slightly better this morning (my fever broke in the middle of the night, which is always a weird feeling — waking up in a pool of your own sweat but cooler…

Another week has ended. If you fellas didn’t get your dicks wet, well that’s unfortunate. If you ladies didn’t go out and hit the bars and settle for less than you deserve,…

It would have been nice (considering the seriousness with which I took this morning’s half-marathon) if I had the opportunity to run 13.1 miles on good rest. Alas, this was not the…

Things I learned this weekend: Apparently it’s grounds for an ass-kicking when you’re black-out drunk at a bar and you tell a girl her boyfriend is “limp dicked” and ask her if…

See, the problem with working Sundays for the past three years is that I’m not too familiar with what’s going on in the National Football League. So when someone offers me the…

Wow. What a weekend. I’m sure you’re all out getting loaded, but some of us have to work tomorrow. I guess that’s why they call it Labor Day, amiright!? Hi, I’m Evan.…

Sometimes it helps to click the “Publish” button. But then again, when it’s late and you’ve stumbled home after a night of drunk Philosophy with Thesy what feels like a blog post…

Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend. Time Warner conveniently decided that because we transferred our cable bill from one roommate to another roommate, they should kill our Internet connection. If…