It’s Halloween now, and I’m sitting at work eating all the candy that people keep refusing. The clientele here is what we young, hip cats like to refer to as, “old farts.”…
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Squares, Squiggles, Circles
I’ve had an adventurous day, so this is going to be a very light update. I’m tired. I woke up and went through my early morning workout routine. Grinding myself into the…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – VOLUME 39
Boo! Halloween costume idea number 417: Go to a party dressed as an ABORTION. Here’s how – wear whatever (or, just wear underpants). Dump a lot of fake blood on yourself, then…
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I Think I’ve Lost It
Ever start watching a really bad, but sort-of intriguing movie, only to find that you can’t leave your seat until it has ended? This morning I had the unfortunate displeasure of watching…
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Switching From "Cool" to "Heat"
One of the many interests that rarely speak of in public, and often hide from friends for fear of being made fun of, is talk radio. I can’t listen to any FM…
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Nothing Day
Just because I don’t know if I’ll still be living around these parts come December 16th doesn’t mean you can’t go to Warsaw to see Chavez. They just announced this show, it…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – VOLUME 38
Hi. STNNNG last night were excellent. Not only were they nice gentlemen, but I bumped into someone else I knew, so all-in-all it was a rowdy good time. I picked up a…
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Warning : Mime Field Ahead
Well, hello. Welcome to nowhere fast. Ew, did I just unconsciously quote a Smashing Pumpkins lyric? I’m so sorry you had to read that. Honestly. I guess it just goes to show–you…
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Morbidly Obsessed With Sustaining Depression
I’m hungover and still reeling today from last night’s crushing defeat. I didn’t want to go out, or talk to anybody. I sat silently and watched the postgame press conferences, and somewhere…
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Game 7
I have a problem with this article, which states that America is full of Internet “addicts,” who are a lot like alcoholics. This comes on the heels of a Stanford University poll…