What a long fucking day. All I wanted to do was stay in bed, but I had to go to work. Then I had to stay until closing even though it wasn’t…

After a nice dinner last night at the new Michaelangelo’s location in Silver Lake last night, I realized that I didn’t have enough time to compile a mix tape and put together…

I used to go bowling with my father a lot when I was younger. He is one of those forty-plus-year-olds who work a 9-5 job all week (most Saturdays, too) and then…

I tell you, I get no respect. Did you know that there are nerds on the Internet who are, at this very moment- writing about this website negatively!? Apparently my scribes against…

Good Sunday, all. Great Sunday, if you’ve also read this article about bacon-flavored vodka! More bars should take this recipe and put it to use. Hell, more people I know should put…

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What is there to do on a Sunday? I get home from work (after putting in almost two hours of overtime) and everyone’s gone to Sunset Junction to hear shitty bands and…

Hey kids. Today was a long one. Got to work a half-hour before opening to prepare for a big storewide sale, and just walked into Nicci’s place five minutes ago. Some of…

RULES for uninitiated noobs: With 100MB of webspace, I give birth to a weekly Mix Tape to be deposited on your iPods or Zunes or Kingklangs or whatever the industry is currently…

This week, loyal Swan Fungus reader Stephen from Japan has curated a mix tape for the rest of you. Not only that, he and his friend John apparently started a Facebook group…