As I mentioned briefly two days ago, today’s Friday Top Ten list is devoted to some of my favorite pickup lines. Some of these are original, some are not, but the underlying…

“Here, take these blankets. No Smallpox, I promise!” Happy Thanksgiving to all. I hope everyone is celebrating in the company of friends or loved ones. The slightly anorexic voice inside me is…

If you recall, I made a promise on Monday to counter this list of ten things to stop doing in your 20s with my own list. For those of you who did…

Ok, this one hurts a little bit. Someone in this article has gone ahead and called “Top Ten” lists one of the worst journalistic achievements of all time. I guess it’s a…

Some girl named Melissa who writes for a publication called the Sun Journal is totally trying to steal my cold, black heart and turn it into a pile of lovey-dovey mush. My…

After a miserable start to my day yesterday, I’m feeling good, to quote Nina Simone. I ran a bunch of errands, had a tasty burrito for dinner, and got a full night…

Okay. It took a few phone conversations with friends to work through all the possible costume ideas I had this week, but I think we’ve managed to come up with ten solid…

Couldn’t sleep. Spent all night compiling Friday Top Ten lists. Now here they are, in one easy-to-access place. Bookmark this entry for when you’re bored at work, and entertain yourself with a…

Remember when we used to go on field trips in school and hustle kids from other schools at The Movie Game? Or when we took a blasé History 101 course at the…

Another week has ended. Shabbat sha-fucking-lom to all you greasy Jews who read this page. I thought your people were supposed to have finely-tuned senses of humor. So, what are you doing…