Oh, CNN/CareerBuilder. Your Top Tens are becoming a weekly must-read. Each successive foray into the world of list-making has been more inane than the last. I really thought you bottomed out with…

Good tidings on this first Friday of June, Internet travelers. Is the weather nice where you live? Has that neighborhood swimming pool opened yet? Can you hear the sweet, lilting song of…

Holy shit, you guys, fucking LOST last night was unreal. And now the reality sets in: summer, fall and winter will all pass before the next new episode airs eight months from…

Let’s all just choose to forget about yesterday’s shameful post, okay? I’m sorry for embarrassing myself so thoroughly; I don’t know what I was thinking. Maybe if we all concentrate really hard…

MSN and Men’s Health have teamed up to create a list of “18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have”. And I think I could do better. Much better. I am, after…

I was actually reading Pitchfork the other day (I know…I know), and I came across an interesting news item about Weezer. First, apparently they’re trying their hand at another self-titled album (although,…

I was a a sophomore or junior in high school when I had the lunchtime conversation that has stuck with me ever since. I called a friend a pussy for crying at…

Deep with the womb of time, a creature thus be born. The seed of life is united with the egg of tyranny. Gestates forth from within the womb of life for three-quarter…

Meet Spot. Spot is my newest friend. If you click on that picture, you can see a bigger version. Spot lives inside the STOP sign at the end of the street. At…

Hello blog-o-sphere denizens. This is your captain speaking. Boy do I have a surprise for you today…a mix tape curated by Swan Fungus reader Sam! Not only was he kind enough to…