I’m up to chapter twenty of the book. Of course, this is a slight misnomer, because–with the exception of the four huge chapters–most are no longer than a few pages. This week’s…

We get to the 16th floor and walk to the end of the hall. There is loud music playing inside, some Electroclash band. Her roommates are drinking and dancing around the front…

Yesterday’s airport run quickly turned from sunny jaunt to frustrating mess. A trip that by all accounts should have taken no more than ninety minutes ended up lasting four-and-a-half hours. I left…

I spent the morning working on the short mini-chapters of my book. Some of them are 5-10 pages long, others barely ten lines. I’m pooling together transcribed audio from the tape recorder…

This morning before I left for work I ate a banana. During my morning shift, I felt much more refreshed and awake after the banana than I do on days when I…

Fear, downright fear, Not some manifestation Of your higher brain, Is to blame for this mistake. Could you help it, or Could you deny it exists, It is safe to assume That…

Never one to overstate my importance to the human race, allow me–if you will–to prognosticate on future cultural trends that will undoubtedly come to pass. Many scoffed at me that time I…

I’ve had pain in my chest for the past two days. I’m not sure why it is there, or how it came about, but it’s slightly disconcerting. I’m acting under the presumption…

Last I spoke to Jet, she was on my case about being a lazy narrator in my book. Apparently (and this is meant to sound facetious) if you’re going to write a…

Enjoy your day off, those of you who have jobs. Sit outside, drink some booze, go for a swim…Do whatever it is people do on this day. Oh yeah, and remember those…