As I went to click on my text file of potential blogs topics, I accidentally clicked the wrong icon. When the program opened, I was staring at an old document that was…

What an incredibly fucked up day, on multiple fronts. I don’t really want to get into it all, but from the moment I woke up until about twenty minutes ago, seemingly everything…

Last night I attended a book reading at Skylight Books where Eric Hoffman and Gary Rudoren were promoting their new book “Comedy by the Numbers” (released on the McSweeney’s imprint). The audience…

You know what I don’t see enough in movies? Little kids dying. If the Terminator movies taught me anything growing up, it’s that a high body count equals success. I can’t even…

I was just listening to Strength Through Failure on WFMU, and one of the last tracks Fabio played was a recording of an advertisement for Benjamin, Wild Man of Hypnosis. Sure, it…

Here’s a funny article from Forbes/CNN that shows the five biggest mistakes recent college graduates make when attempting to enter the job market [story]. If you’re wondering how I fared when comparing…

Just as I was preparing to leave my apartment yesterday afternoon to catch the Mets game at the sports bar, the call-box starting buzzing. That’s when I remembered my roommate had called…

It is with a heavy heart that I am required to inform you that the audio-stimulation series known as The Best Podcast You Have has reached its end. With this final episode…

Hello travelers. I’m currently scribing from my brand-spankin’ new temporary residence in California. My room right now is a sight to behold. There’s nothing really in it. And I haven’t really unpacked…

I’m not writing a “real” entry today, but for those of you who anticipated a conclusion to the bee story, I’ll briefly tell you about my afternoon with the exterminator. Apparently he…