Time out. I think we all need to take a moment to reflect on this past year, and share how each of our lives has changed in the 365 days since the…

Hey, fatso, yeah I’m talking to you. I don’t see any other fatties around here… Did you all get to see the total lunar eclipse last night? It was quite fun to…

an unsuspecting Internet addict (c. 1998) Today’s post will be rather brief because I am going to try to buy tickets to the Angels / Yankees game tonight in Anaheim, and I…

I passed out early last night and slept rather late today. I guess it was more comforting to be in my own bed after a lazy day spent entirely in an automobile…

Two weeks ago I was driving through Beverly Hills on the way to…somewhere. I don’t remember exactly, but I know there was purpose for my being there. Oh, now I remember, I…

In the company of friends last evening, I popped the cherry on my new deep fryer. I even made the tempura batter myself, by using a vegan recipe from the Internet that…

Good news, everyone! The countdown is officially underway. November 27th will see the release of the much-anticipated (by myself and Harvard grads across the nation) Futurama movie. The high-definition film will be…

You see! I told you there was still a market for books or DVDs which express the joys of mocking cinema. Ever since MST3K went off the air in 1999 I have…

I woke up late today, slowly pulled myself out of bed, sat around sleepily for several hours before finally deciding to shower and begin my day. No more than one-hundred yards from…

That’s right, fellow nerds. Today Fawn and I took time out of our busy summer schedules to drive to the 7-Eleven in Burbank, which has recently undergone a transformation of sorts. Its…