“Here, take these blankets. No Smallpox, I promise!” Happy Thanksgiving to all. I hope everyone is celebrating in the company of friends or loved ones. The slightly anorexic voice inside me is…
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Farkled!
We here on the Avenue have taken to a new game of late. I guess it isn’t technically a “new game,” because there is a really in-depth Wikipedia entry devoted to it,…
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Monday Morning Daughter’s Smack
It’s time for me to take a break from dice games and alcohol, and focus on writing something that is both compelling and humorous. After all, I want your brief visit here…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – NUMBER 93
Hello my loves. I’m currently scribing from the kitchen, where Sari is preparing a massive Sunday afternoon spread that includes homemade bruschetta and all sorts of yummy snacks. We’re several bottles in,…
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The Real List Of Things To Stop Doing In Your 20s
If you recall, I made a promise on Monday to counter this list of ten things to stop doing in your 20s with my own list. For those of you who did…
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Meta Overload: Lists And Lists About Lists
Ok, this one hurts a little bit. Someone in this article has gone ahead and called “Top Ten” lists one of the worst journalistic achievements of all time. I guess it’s a…
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The Emergence And Dissolution Of A Online Crush In Ten Minutes
Some girl named Melissa who writes for a publication called the Sun Journal is totally trying to steal my cold, black heart and turn it into a pile of lovey-dovey mush. My…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – NUMBER 92
Good Sunday, friends. Today was one of those perfect lazy days when you wake up (in a bagel-less house, oh, the horror!), head out to the market, and then spend the afternoon…
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Robedoor / Cex Fucx @ Echo Curio; Los Angeles, CA
Ha ha! Only 38% of downloaders paid for the new Radiohead album, and the largest percentage of those people paid less than $4 for it. I guess that’s what you get for…
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Message Not Delivered
Each night brings another chance to make it all right. Sing songs of long walks and a caroling princess in white. Sightings of smiles are rare these days. That’s what makes this…