It’s Friday night, and you’re reading this piece of shit. Do you know where your social life is? While perusing some old top ten lists, I realized that there was a lot…

In this time of economic turmoil, as our country struggles with a potential credit crisis and housing market collapse, the media has taken painstaking measures to ensure we know precisely how panicked…

As of today, I am officially 275 days into my 1,001 day challenge. If you don’t remember what that means, here’s a brief reminder: Ken recommended that I look at the Day…

I’m sure all of you readers enjoyed your luxurious three-day vacation from me, but now I’m back to depress you and write lots of dirty words. I’m sorry, I tried, but I…

So Ilya plops down on the couch, stoned as the day he was born, takes one look at the coffee table and says, “I see they’ve created a new way to get…

Yesterday’s day off really allowed me to be productive in a variety of ways: I finished the first two ‘Thank You’ care packages, I launched more eBay auctions to help trim the…

I neglected to mention how earlier this week that Phoebe, Nicci and I went to see “Recap Rock” band Previously On Lost at Spaceland. If you are unfamiliar with the band, they…

Nicci and I stopped for lunch at Aroma Cafe today in Studio City, and who should sit down at the table next to us but actor/producer/director Saul Rubinek. You might know him…

It’s nice to see that I’m still capable of stirring debate with my enlightened blog posts. Yesterday’s claim that Amoeba does not sell 2,000 vinyl records a day appears to have struck…

If you’ll remember last Saturday’s post here, some online magazine published their list of the worst songs of all time. It was a dumb list, a tedious list, and a pedantic list.…