In case you haven’t yet read, my first blog non-Swan Fungus blog post ever was published yesterday on WFMU’s Beware Of The Blog. If you want to jump directly to my post,…

Ah, Friday. For many of you the weekend is just beginning. For some of you (like me, for example) your work-week has just begun. Oh, what a horrible feeling, to be stuck…

My moms is in town for the weekend visiting, so it is going to be difficult for me to post regular updates. I will be driving back and forth every day between…

Tomorrow is a bullshit holiday. Everybody knows it, even those of us who are in committed relationships. Of course, that doesn’t stop those of us with a significant other from falling victim…

It’s another rainy, depressing day in Los Angeles. Despite a few fleeting moments of sunshine this afternoon, it has been quite unseasonable and wet for the past forty-eight hours. This obviously throws…

Apparently my web host’s server crashed on the morning of the 22nd. The company, 1&1.com, was doing a horrible job of quelling my rage and anger, so I decided that after two…

Oh look, there’s a copy of December’s Cosmopolitan magazine next to me, and it happens to be open to a page whose title screams, “45 Cosmo Girl Crises — Solved Instantly!” Yeah,…

Look at you. You’re an old, fat piece of shit and you are not getting any younger or skinnier. Two nights ago you were drunk and slobbering and telling everybody about how…

You people can’t take “no” for an answer, can you? It seems like each year on New Year’s Eve I have to take a few minutes out of my very busy schedule…

Hi everybody. I’m glad you could all make it. Welcome to the annual “Best Albums Of…” post, which is usually the time I put effort into composing a blog entry. In 2005…