…This is exactly how I feel when I’m watching a Cubert episode. Good day, friends. Before I begin this week’s post (wait a minute…it’s already begun!) I would like to extend yet…

Ian suggested I rank the “top ten Japanese albums” for my next installment of the Friday Top Ten franchise. That’s right, it’s a franchise now. As far as I know you don’t…

“I need to tell you something. I had sex with your sister.” Hi, friends. It’s Friday night and midnight is fast approaching. Why aren’t I out getting blackout and having a good…

Ah, Friday. For most of you it’s time to relax and enjoy the weekend. For me…my work-week is just beginning. Hopefully you all have fun things planned for yourselves, or else you’re…

Is that your hard-on poking me under the table? It feels like it’s been too long since last I’ve heard from dame Judy McGuire — never officially invested with the title, though…

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of 10,000 Swan Fungus readers slowly backpedaling away from this website. So…I had a pretty eventful and expensive day today! I can’t tell you what…

I’m really pressed for time this week because, well, there’s a lot going on I guess. My work schedule — starting last week — has provided me with just one day off…

Before beginning this post, I would like to direct your attention to this week’s Swan Fungus User Poll. The amazing folks at Temporary Residence Ltd. have once again gone above and beyond…

Spoiler Alert: If you have not seen any episodes of LOST, do not read this, as it includes details about various episodes throughout all six seasons. You have been warned. What do…

I’m taking the weekend off because my birthday is tomorrow and I want to actually enjoy the next 24+ hours. I don’t want to spend them staring at a computer screen pretending…