I’m getting better, guys. Swan Fungus reader Alex stopped by my place of work today and not only did I remember who he was, but I even engaged him in conversation! That’s…
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The Top Ten Things I’m Looking Forward To At Home
As I mentioned the other day, I’m heading home for 8 days on Monday night. The prospect of traveling back east isn’t quite as exciting as it usually is because I just…
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The Top Ten Discontinued Food Products I Want Back
Ah, July 4th weekend. It’s finally here. I’ve been thinking about this moment for at least…three or four days now. Pretty much since I wrote out my rent check and realized, “Oh.…
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The Top Ten Albums of 2011 (January 1st – June 24th)
The Top Ten Albums of 2011 (January 1st – June 24th) 2011 is half-over. How has it been for you? Same old, same old? Yeah, I hear ya. My year so far…
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The Top Ten Cheap Whiskies To Help Stock Your At-Home Bar
The Houston Press (is that the newspaper of record down there, or is it an alt. weekly?) ran an article yesterday advising its readers on how to cheaply stock an at-home bar.…
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The Top Ten Things To Do Before The World Ends
First of all, Swan Fungus wishes to send our condolences to the family of Randall Mario Poffo (ring name “Macho Man” Randy Savage). Macho Man was always my second favorite wrestler as…
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Warm Weather Music
The weather has been really nice in Los Angeles for the past week or so. It has provided me with numerous opportunities to take my new car out for drives across the…
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The Top Ten Reader Comments Regarding The Swan Fungus Redesign
Hey, it’s been a week since the design overhaul and most of you are still here. We’ve put up solid numbers this week, averaging almost 800 unique views per day, so clearly…
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Ten Real Reasons I’ve Dumped Girls
The Frisky Editor Amelia McDick Party has a pube caught in her teeth. It’s a real shame I’ve spent the last week sharing concert recordings with you, because a lot of amazing,…
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The Top Ten Reasons You Should Ignore The New Radiohead Album
Hey, maybe while you’re out in the woods you guys could…you know…find a GUITAR!? MAYBE!? I was taking my lunch break today, reading that abysmal article in the LA Weekly about Godspeed…