The first time I came to LA as a visitor looking for a place to live, a friend gave me a solid piece of advice. He said when driving down Sunset Boulevard…
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3rd Annual IPA Festival @ Naja’s Place; Redondo Beach, CA
It’s hard to find people who want to drive to Redondo at 2pm on a Thursday to start a marathon drinking session. But it’s easy to find people in Redondo who you…
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In Moments Of Great Internal Strife…Shoot Guns
I’ve never been one to shy away from my emotions, be it via blog, Facebook, Twitter, Mekong Delta Blues or whatever. And while some friends have criticized me for wearing my heart…
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Sam
April 2005 My grandfather, my father’s father, was born in 1907, and died in December of 1983, eight months after I was born. There is an old family movie filmed the week…
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Boston Red Sox vs. Anaheim Angels @ Angels Stadium; Anheim, CA
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, the Angels are still Anaheim, and I will never call them the Los Angeles Angels or any derivation thereof. Sorry, it’s just not going…
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New York Mets vs. Los Angeles Dodgers @ Dodger Stadium; Los Angeles, CA
I got to see a baseball game! I got to see the Mets play! None of the ushers at Dodger Stadium seemed to care that I was moving around between innings and…
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The Grandfather Paradox Is Impossible!
I’m sitting around waiting for the e-mail chain to commence regarding this advertising scam. I haven’t heard back from the company in almost 48 hours, which means either they know I’m onto…
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Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species!
[cue the sound of distant footsteps approaching rapidly] Oh my god…[out of breath] Oh my God…[huff, puff] you guys…magnetic nanoparticles can remotely control worms! This is amazing. This is…hold on, let me…
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A Very Bacon July 4th
So I didn’t make the Bacon Attack burger I wrote about yesterday. Instead I made a burger of my own creation, combining elements of my old family hamburger recipe (passed down through…
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Futurama Returns Tomorrow? Oh…Hmm…Okay.
Five or six years ago, if you were to tell me Futurama was returning to television, I would have shit myself with glee. Wait. Is that even possible? Can one be so…