In my new role at work, it is my duty to check the condition and price most of the records that pass through the store. By that I mean ensure the condition…

Nicci’s been trying to get me to The Museum Of Death in Hollywood for months now. Every Wednesday something else comes up and we say, “Oh well, next week!” I kind of…

Ah, I’m suddenly realizing that days off can sometimes be relaxing. All I’ve done today is transfer that LP (see: the post below this one), shower, and take a walk down Sunset…

I am writing this entry from a table at Aroma Coffee & Tea. It’s not exactly warm enough to be dining outdoors, but it’s not uncomfortable either. I’m waiting on a turkey…

Last Wednesday I wanted to get a massage. I was having a rough week, and thought that it would help relax me. Unfortunately, the place in Studio City where I went last…

“Look at that! The world’s best funnel cake!” or so says the greasy looking kid who runs his own carnival food stand. I’m standing in line waiting for a soda and maybe…

One of the goals of my 101/1001 project is to go an entire day without speaking. it might seem like a stupid goal, but it’s actually pretty fucking hard to achieve. Sure,…

Tonight my worst fears came true. A rumor circulated on the Internet earlier this afternoon stated that Gail Simmons and her luscious tits were being replaced as guest judge on Top Chef…

It’s been seven months since we said goodbye to The Best Podcast You Have. On Monday May 7th, 2007 (my first full day in Los Angeles — coincidence?) Jack offered the final…

Congratulations Z, you won the contest and drew a hilarious caricature of me. You very much deserve to be the contest winner. See, you DO have something to live for! Not that…