TIME published their “epic” (more like epoch, because it’s so long and boring!) top ten list today. It runs the gamut from best movies to best public feuds and so on and…

Why I Love Thursday Klawchats on ESPN’s Website So, uh, apparently I was mentioned in a story on a website called Boing Boing today. I’ve spent the last two hours cleaning out…

Like a mother bringing her newborn to her breast, like an elderly farmer branding his cattle, like a misplaced love note that could have moved one to tears, none of these promises…

Last night’s softball game was ridiculous. Los Nuevos Expos had our entire roster in attendence; nobody was injured or on vacation. In a very closely-contested match against a worthy opponent, we rallied…

Another acceptable battalion can drown, dire exchanges forced in those final flashes. Good hammers have ingenuity. Just knowing knights love lonely ladies may make my mother maligned. Our powerful pistons positioned questionable…

This is pretty hilarious and embarrassing, but I’ll share it anyway because I have no filter to stop me from divulging every thought I have. I almost choked to death yesterday. Don’t…

This was written March 17th, 2005. A few days after I officially started this blog! (I don’t have a recent free-write to share so I went into the archives) Square one says…

I sit with eyes closed meditating on days not yet lived. Dim lights outside sneak through cracks in window shades. There is no longer a clock here to provide the time; it…

Sorry, I’m not feeling it today.

Crackle. Hiss. Drone. Languish over your chance to change. Face each moment as it passes by as a cloud or a speeding car. Are you practiced in the art of forged response?…