See, the problem with working Sundays for the past three years is that I’m not too familiar with what’s going on in the National Football League. So when someone offers me the chance to make a couple high-dollar bets with no vig I should know better than to take the offer. Inevitably my three years of not watching a single football game (except for the Super Bowl the Giants won because I called in sick that day) led to a disastrous result. I picked the Chiefs (-5.5) to beat the Bills (THE BILLS!) and they lost 41-7. Ouch. I picked the Falcons (-3) to beat the Bears and they lost 30-12. I picked Pittsburgh (+1) over the Ravens and they lost 35-7. I picked Indianapolis (+10) over Houston and they lost 34-7. And then I picked the Giants (-3) to beat the Redskins and they lost 28-14. To say that I chose poorly would be an understatement. I got fucking murdered. And the worst part was I had to endure all that failure with one of the worst hangovers of my entire life. After today September 11th has a whole new meaning for me.
Stay tuned for my picks next week so you’ll know which teams NOT to bet on!
And now, your Sunday Mix Tape.
RULES for uninitiated noobs: I give birth to a weekly Mix Tape to be deposited on your iPods or Zunes or Kingklangs or whatever the industry is currently pushing on you. Sometimes there will be themes that link all the songs together, other times I’ll just throw songs at a wall (not literally) and see what sticks. No theme this week. The goal of this endeavor, as always, is to pique your interest in these artists so you’ll support the artists and buy their albums.
Sunday Mix Tape – Number 227
We Sat Not Moving, Our Eyes Married
01. Frank Sobotka – “We Used To Make Shit In This Country”
02. Teenage Filmstars – Loving
03. True Widow – Skull Eyes
04. Jimmy Castor Bunch – It’s Just Begun
05. Spiritualized – Rock And Roll
06. Jackie-o Motherfucker – Jugband 2000
07. Heavy Winged – Death Instinct
08. Masta Ace – Unfriendly Game
09. P. Cannizzo – Black California
10. Mariah – ?? (Shisen (A Vision))
11. Call Back The Giants – Stranger Worlds
12. Tuk – Travel Implants
13. Sugarm – Belt Pkwy Mama
14. Trans-Millenia Consort – Sculptured Fountains
15. Hochenkeit – To Be Born Drunk And Die Dreaming