Archives

Meta

Wilhelm Kleinbach – The Funerary Notebooks Of Herr Gratchenfleiss

I wrote about this record in March when I was compiling my top ten list of “outsider” records I was enjoying. I’m sorry it took so long to get my lazy ass in gear and put this together for you, but I hope you enjoy it!

From Aquarius Records:

“What is more amazing than discovering a whole movement in music that had never been documented, let alone even heard of. EVER! No mention in any books, magazines, not a single trace. What if that music was in fact the music of Funerary violins. A music created and composed to be performed at funerals. The only evidence of these musics, some scratchy old wax cylinder recordings, some faded photos, and brittle sheafs of old sheet music. A music that flourished in the 1800’s and disappeared almost completely by the 1900’s after the Catholic church’s Great Funerary Purges. Only recently discovered in a locked trunk was the music of Herr Gratchenfleiss, recorded to wax cylinder by Wilhelm Kleinbach. The sound a mournful miserable, gorgeously minor key dirge. So completely moving and emotional, the recordings thick with static and crackle, only adding to the power and timelessness of the music. What could be more amazing?

How about making the whole thing up? Constructing an elaborate history of a genre that never existed. Populating this history with lifelike characters, creating photos, sheet music, historical documents, but most amazingly, recording all the music, and treating it to sound as if it was some old wax cylinder recording.

Hard to say which would be more amazing, a wholly undiscovered hidden dark corner of musical history, quashed by the church and relegated to be lost forever, or an insanely detailed project, the ultimate conceptual art piece. Either way, we are in love with this stuff.

Simply from a musical standpoint, this is everything we could hope for. The recordings are fuzzy and staticky, bathed in layers of crackle and grit, and years of neglect and decay, but beneath the recording inconsistencies we love so much, are some truly moving and emotionally rich performances, the melodies are so intense and sad, minor key and mournful. truly funereal. It’s impossible not to imagine some old funeral procession, a row of black clad mourners, trudging down a dirt road, with their deceased atop an old wooden cart, the sky grey, the music of the Funerary violinist winding around the procession like wreaths of black smoke. So goddamn lovely. We have been listening to this non-stop since we got it.

And then there’s the story. The “history”. Is it real? Is it possible that a musical movement could disappear so completely. So much so that not a single person anywhere EVER had heard of the Guild Of Funerary Violinists? Or is it all a huge put-on? A massive made up world? The ultimate outsider art project. Either way, we are completely blown away. If this is indeed real, HOLY SHIT! How utterly mysterious and romantic!! We do sort of want to believe it’s real. It’s so perfectly evocative of some other time, of death and sadness throughout the ages. But if it is in fact made up, it has to be one of the most brilliantly conceived and executed hoaxes of all time. There’s even a book (you can probably find at you local bookstore), filled with photos and sheet music, and histories of all the players, the birth and death of the genre, it’s so detailed and elaborate, so much so it almost seems impossible that someone could have created all of this from thin air, if it was made up, it must have been the creator’s life’s work. Years and years of methodical planning and writing and recording for sure. But either way, it’s magical and fascinating, and ‘real’ or not, the music is truly gorgeous, and the story completely captivating, both intertwined into some sort of time machine, perfectly transporting us to that rain splattered dirt road, the soaring sad sounds of the Funerary violin drifting into the black sky…”

Wilhelm Kleinbach
The Funerary Notebooks Of Herr Gratchenfleiss
MegaUpload DL Link

Tracklist:
01. The Noble March Of Death
02. The Dizzy Flight Of Death
03. The Statuesque Discipline Of Death
04. The Stately Tragedy Of Death
05. The Formal Stance Of Death
06. The Fleeting Panic Of Death
07. The Masque Of Death
08. The Softly Spoken Wanderings Of Death
09. The Sultry Dance Of Death
10. The Long Uncertainty Of Death
11. The Sombre Coquetry Of Death
12. The Worthy Triumph Of Death
13. The Undisguised Peace Of Death