Let’s all just choose to forget about yesterday’s shameful post, okay? I’m sorry for embarrassing myself so thoroughly; I don’t know what I was thinking. Maybe if we all concentrate really hard…
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Rules By Which All Men Should Live
MSN and Men’s Health have teamed up to create a list of “18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have”. And I think I could do better. Much better. I am, after…
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Eric Dolphy – Out To Lunch / Eric Dolphy – Out There / Third World War – Third World War / Third World War – Third World War II
First of all, Yankees suck. I just thought I’d start by issuing that statement. I don’t remember who turned me on to Eric Dolphy, but I swear to God, once I remember…
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The Ten Worst Cover Songs I Have Ever Heard
I was actually reading Pitchfork the other day (I know…I know), and I came across an interesting news item about Weezer. First, apparently they’re trying their hand at another self-titled album (although,…
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Life As A Crack House (The Ten Movies That Have Almost Made Me Cry)
I was a a sophomore or junior in high school when I had the lunchtime conversation that has stuck with me ever since. I called a friend a pussy for crying at…
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The Distinguished Gourmand: The Counter
Twelve noon and eighty-eight degrees doesn’t seem like an uncomfortably hot day, but I am sitting in my bedroom (in boxers and a t-shirt…eh? Ladies?) and I have actually broken a sweat.…
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Sunburned Leg Of The Man
Here’s how fucking retarded I am. Are you ready for this? I decide — for the first time in maybe five years — that I’m going to take Nicci up on her…
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On My Being Too Involved With Nintendo Wii To Update
I’m back in Los Angeles now, sitting on Nicci’s couch, watching her create her own Nintendo Wii character. It’s been a relatively uneventful twenty-four hours since I’ve returned. I woke up and…
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Morgen – Morgen / Eyesores – May You Dine On Weeds Made Bitter By The Piss Of Drunkards / Jackie-O Motherfucker – Europe 2002
FUFKIN writes, “Very little is known of the elusive group Morgen, who recorded a one-off album for ABC’s psychedelic subsidiary Probe in 1969 and then apparently vanished. The group’s namesake leader was…
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Boy Blunder Brought Back: Day 10
Today is my last day in New Jersey, again. Who knows how long it will be before I return. It took almost exactly one year — from April 27th, 2007 to April…