I hate doctors offices. The people are always much more sick than I am, and it makes me worried that I’m going to contract whatever illness they have. Then I spend three…
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Take The Chain Gang To The Chain Restaurant
What’s wrong, Ry-guy, people stopped taking you seriously because they realized just how unoriginal your sound is? My God, CNN has resorted to sharing tales of social networking geeks finger-banging each other?…
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Record Review: Temnozor – Folkstorm Of The Azure Nights
As previously stated, I received a small cache of albums from my good friend Sam with explicit instructions to review them on this page. Since you don’t know Sam (you should, he’s…
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Advice From A Noted Sexpert
In my attempt to transform Swan Fungus into Ken’s vision of a website devoted entirely to my annoying Top Ten lists (he wanted me to rename this page Evanslist), I bring you…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – VOLUME 85
Last night was so embarrassing I won’t even describe how I spent it. Sure, I left the apartment at five in the afternoon and didn’t return until after 4am, but the hours…
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Eats Eats Eats
Gridskipper, one of the websites I love to pretend I don’t read, has ranked some of their favorite places to eat in Echo Park. As a fan of their urban travel missives,…
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Why Is It So Hard To Give Up Caffeine?
I’ve been trying to live without drinking cola for the past two weeks. There are two reasons for this. One is because I am lazy and don’t want to go to the…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – VOLUME 84
Boy did I get drunk last night. Bear Republic Big Bear Black Stout, you are no longer my friend, no matter how deliciously alcoholic you might be. There was a period of…
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The Real Nutrition Guide
This week’s Friday Top Ten is actually being presented on a Friday. After last week’s mishap, I have vowed to never embarrass myself like that again. “How do you know it’s Friday?”…
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Monsturo / Eye Myth / Vodka Soap / Robedoor / Tomutonttu / Joseph Hammer @ Echo Curio
A bunch of lonesome nerds, drone, and noise fans (and myself) gathered in the curiosity shop for some weird psychedelic noisemakers last evening. The night began with a short piece from a…