Ok, this one hurts a little bit. Someone in this article has gone ahead and called “Top Ten” lists one of the worst journalistic achievements of all time. I guess it’s a…
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The Emergence And Dissolution Of A Online Crush In Ten Minutes
Some girl named Melissa who writes for a publication called the Sun Journal is totally trying to steal my cold, black heart and turn it into a pile of lovey-dovey mush. My…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – NUMBER 92
Good Sunday, friends. Today was one of those perfect lazy days when you wake up (in a bagel-less house, oh, the horror!), head out to the market, and then spend the afternoon…
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Robedoor / Cex Fucx @ Echo Curio; Los Angeles, CA
Ha ha! Only 38% of downloaders paid for the new Radiohead album, and the largest percentage of those people paid less than $4 for it. I guess that’s what you get for…
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Message Not Delivered
Each night brings another chance to make it all right. Sing songs of long walks and a caroling princess in white. Sightings of smiles are rare these days. That’s what makes this…
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Record Review: The Narrows – Benjamin
Ilya likes to make fun of me about the imaginary musical genre known as “Evan Rock,” which encompasses every band whose sound is steeped in unusual rock traditions. For the most part,…
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SUNDAY MIX TAPE – NUMBER 91
And on the seventh day, your lord (that’s me!) rested. It was a much needed rest, considering the week both began and ended with heavy alcohol consumption. Come to think of it,…
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4,738 Anti-Boomer Rants Later…
After a miserable start to my day yesterday, I’m feeling good, to quote Nina Simone. I ran a bunch of errands, had a tasty burrito for dinner, and got a full night…
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On Dead Brain Cells And The Lottery
My brain is barely functioning today. If I turn my head too quickly, I can feel fried synapses rattling around in my skull like burnt light-bulb filaments. I guess it’s a good…