Good news, everyone! The countdown is officially underway. November 27th will see the release of the much-anticipated (by myself and Harvard grads across the nation) Futurama movie. The high-definition film will be available as a DVD purchase on that date, and it will also be divided into four episodes, to be aired on Comedy Central starting in 2008. “Bender’s Big Score” is the first of four Futurama movies (or sixteen TV episodes) that will be released. According to the panel discussion at the San Diego Comic-Con, the movie centers around some nudist aliens and the secret to time travel, which is somehow attached to Fry’s buttock.
Wait a minute…the secret to time travel? Could it be the same secret as the one Herman Hymen uncovered in my epic short story, aptly titled “The Epoch Story”? Is someone in the Futurama writer’s room reading this website? One can only hope…
No, wait, one can only hope not, because that would severely ruin my chances of ever obtaining a job writing for Futurama. Not that I would ever be considered. I didn’t even go to Harvard.
