I feel like Marty McFly in Back to the Future after he whips out that serious guitar solo in “Jonny B. Goode.” As the crowd of ’50s conservative suburban California kids look on with shocked expressions, Marty steps up to the microphone and says, “I guess you guys aren’t ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it.” Well, I guess you guys aren’t ready for cross-generational roundtable discussions…But maybe your kids will feel more inclined to learn more about their fellow human beings and what differentiates us from one another. You kids just want your MP3s and glimpses into my life, you don’t care at all about the state of humankind! FUCK YOU!
Here are all those pictures of my friends and I that I’ve been promising, along with witty captions. Enjoy these while you can, I’m a bit Elliott Smith-y when it comes to seeing photographs of myself. Now you know why!
Me as seen from above.
Dan Dresses the part of Gene Autry.
An intimate moment between cowboys
When those boys get that boozejoint in them…
Ilya manipulating the infamous “Ilya doll” I constructed.
Pizzaaaaa!.
Ilya puts another one away
Showdown between Jack and Dan
That one’s kinda cringeworthy
Photograph Manipulation.
I’m gone for the night. Byee.
