Hey there, wayfarers. I trust your weekends are moving along swimmingly, no? Did you get any good presents? My parents were both bitten by the kindess bug this year, as I have…

Hey [stupid] Christians, Merry Christmas! Wake up, Zoya

My good friend Mike wanted me to share the ten weirdest beers I had this year, so I’ll quickly do that before I write another paragraph and call it quits for the…

The bar last night was alright, I guess. I started with an Oatmeal Stout, moved on to a Goose Island Honker (Belgian Ale) and a Paulaner. I’m slowly working my way through…

When it’s thirty-degrees and the sun begins to disappear in the middle of the afternoon, you can pretty much guarantee it’s not going to be a busy work day. In my stuffy…

This neighborhood where I work is not the safest. For years I was only allowed to work day shifts because of the clientele and local riff-raff that likes to hang out in…

For those of you who are unaware, this house is across the street from a mall. What is now a Mecca of consumerism did not exist in 1976 when this house was…

Here I sit, soaking in Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue and watching the rush hour traffic form outside my window. When the leaves fall and the trees are but skeletons, I can…