Fuck Michael Douglas. Fuck Michael Douglas in his stupid Russian-Jewish, Scottish, Irish ass. That arrogant celebrity motherfucker screwed me out of flying from LAX to Newark First Class. I was first on…

I forgot to post one other video yesterday. Here’s drunk Katie smacking herself in the face with a full glass of whiskey and Coke. A few minutes later, I smacked myself in…

I’m sitting in Podcast Jack’s basement. He’s more drunk than Ken or I have ever seen in our entire lives. No, wait, Ken just remembered that Jack puked two years ago at…

Armm n’ Hammer, together forever (taken today at a local cemetery) How come it seems like every time I sit down to watch a movie lately, the plot revolves around some kind…

Ah, Allentown. The place where I attended college. Billy Joel once wrote a horrible song about it. There’s a wonderful record store there, called Double Decker. The most beautifully built Wegmans supermarket…

It’s already been five days? Oh, how the time flies when one is having an amazing time. Too bad it’s so fucking hard to get a job in the city…I’d move back…

And still, no one has commented on the fact that I’m calling this series of posts “East Coast Nights,” and in reality I’m just reporting on daytime happenings. Oh well, I guess…

Today was the first day of the WFMU Record Fair. I awoke at 9:00am this morning and grabbed my belongings from my father’s house, raced (down the street) to my mother’s house,…

Today was the kind of day I have grown to dread whenever I am visiting my hometown. Ever since my college days, the “Let’s get you some warm clothes to wear while…

The title of this series of updates is taken from the hit television program Baywatch Nights. It had all the best aspects of Baywatch, what with the big-titted ladies and sculpted dudes,…