I love how people have e-mailed me and commented that I’m a “bitter douche” because I didn’t win anything at the LOST auction. On the contrary, I am very happy to have…

I’m not going to spend a lot of time talking about the auction (post-script: just kidding — apparently I have a lot to say!), because we left before the first day’s session…

Who knew they allowed the public to explore 2,700 acres of film sets in the Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area? I sure didn’t! So when I started reading about Paramount Ranch…

I like to drive. Maybe that’s why I don’t mind living in LA. I’m comfortable in a car. It helps that I am consumed by wanderlust. I enjoy long drives to nowhere…

I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’ve spent countless posts on this blog laughing at “believers” and pointing out flaws in the arguments of those who are deeply invested in notions of shadow…

I don’t have to work tomorrow! I can spend all day writing a blog post about tonight’s episode of LOST! Or, you know, there are tons of other things I could do…

Unexpected day trip alert! I drove out to Covina today to see if their IKEA had the computer desk I’ve been looking for since last week. It was looking like a boring…

I never knew what to call it. For me, getting in my car and driving aimlessly has always been an instinctual, obvious relaxation technique. If I receive bad news, if I am…

My trip back east ended not with a bang, but a whimper. I began my day with a 3-mile run, then fixed myself a rather large breakfast (two-egg omelet with the yummy…

Thursday. The trip is drawing to a close. An early morning appointment forced me out of bed before I would have liked, but a neurotic piece of shit like me would gladly…