A recent list compiled by researchers at Johns Hopkins lists the top ten worst human behaviors. Let’s see how many I’m guilty of… 1. Discrimination in an employment situation: I am guilty…

It’s going to be a busy weekend. Lots of things to do and people to see. I spent my afternoon yesterday updating the main Swan Fungus site, so there are lots of…

What’s wrong, Ry-guy, people stopped taking you seriously because they realized just how unoriginal your sound is? My God, CNN has resorted to sharing tales of social networking geeks finger-banging each other?…

In my attempt to transform Swan Fungus into Ken’s vision of a website devoted entirely to my annoying Top Ten lists (he wanted me to rename this page Evanslist), I bring you…

Gridskipper, one of the websites I love to pretend I don’t read, has ranked some of their favorite places to eat in Echo Park. As a fan of their urban travel missives,…

This week’s Friday Top Ten is actually being presented on a Friday. After last week’s mishap, I have vowed to never embarrass myself like that again. “How do you know it’s Friday?”…

I have a new hero, and he hails from my home state of New Jersey. He goes by the name of NJWEEDMAN. Look at his website. It is a highly informative and…

It’s hot outside again today. Really fucking hot. I made the mistake of walking over to Rite Aid to pick up some personal items, and as I sit here writing this I…

Oh, these busy days! They don’t give me any opportunity to do the things I want to do, like sit around in my boxers all day, eating corn chips and drinking Coke.…

It’s pretty warm here today, so I think I’m going to stay near the fan for as long as possible. It was similarly hot yesterday, and though I managed to walk to…