Oh, man. Softball last night took a toll on my body. I didn’t fall — or even injure myself — but I’m pretty sure my 26-year-old body doesn’t appreciate me trying to…

Earlier this week I opined about how there are moments in one’s life that signify a person has, well, jumped the shark. Actually, it’s worse than jumping the shark. I declared that…

Hey readers, in case you did not see the note yesterday, my newest post for WFMU’s Beware Of The Blog was published last night. It’s received some very kind comments so far,…

It’s been 3 weeks since I wrote the last official Swan Fungus Friday Top Ten list. Why? Well, I was gone for a whole ten days. Plus, who the hell wants to…

I’ve made it as a blogger for four years without ever devoting a post to my birthday. In fact, I’m pretty sure I only started referencing the day (April 25th) two years…

I almost ordered a bunch of free business cards yesterday online, but then I got really depressed because I couldn’t think of what to write for my “Job Title.” What could I…

SCarter nailed it. Donate to the website because it’s sounded all week like I need a drink. You all should be so concerned for my well-being as I have been shockingly sober…

My computer goes under the knife today. We should see some interesting posts in the next few days. Wish us all “good luck,” and if you’re reading this post and you’re a…

Holy hilarious LOST-related news, readers! While catching up on unread responses to the weekly LOST e-mail chain that myself, Nate and his college friends partake in, one of the guys realized he…

Good Friday, web travelers. No, not the Christian holiday, but a simple salutation wishing you pleasantries as you move from awakening to asleep Hey! Speaking of religion, yesterday Nicci and I went…