As many of you know, I have a little less than 12 months until I must complete the remainder of my Day Zero project. If you are too lazy to click on…

Oh my God. I had an absurdly good meal at 8 Oz. Burger Bar this evening. I’ll post the pictures and describe the tastes later, I’m still full and haven’t found quite…

Hey, you guys, I don’t want to boast or anything…but Swan Fungus is now the #6 Google result for “Gail Simmons.” Hell, you don’t even have to use quotation marks. My authority…

I’m feeling a little bit better today. In case you’re not my friend on Facebook or you don’t follow me on Twitter, I became ill yesterday morning and spent the next several…

Every year I present my readers with a list of ten new and exciting Halloween costume ideas. I don’t know why I construct these lists — I’m not really into Halloween. I’ll…

CNN Living runs the most amazing articles. One week their syndicated columnists are giving dating advice, the next week they’re…giving dating advice. I guess the people writing articles for CNN aren’t getting…

This list is dedicated to Sam. Hopefully he’ll read it someday soon, because it is right up his alley. I don’t think this list needs much of an introduction. You’ve read the…

Swan Fungus reader / contributor Ben still has swine flu. Here’s hoping him a speedy recovery so that I we can read all about how much Sufjan Stevens SUCKED at ATP this…

Today was a rather long and cruel one. It was very hard to focus on work, though I did complete several tasks that needed to be done. Concentration has not been easy…

Another week has ended. Now you go out and drink. I’ll drink too, but a little less than you because even though it’s a holiday weekend, I still have to work tomorrow…