I found this through Twitter, I think? A friend of mine posted a link to this article whose premise has crossed my mind countless times. For all the great innovations and ideas…

In honor of tomorrow’s National Record Store Day (which really total bullshit in the sense that music fans should celebrate the existence of “indie” or mom-and-pop record stores every day), I’m going…

Yeah, right. CNN’s pathetic excuse for a website has its own dating coach. Oh, wait. Nevermind. They don’t. They just re-posted something written by Ami Angelowicz at The Frisky. That makes more…

Greetings startravellers. It’s Friday. 99% of the population will be imbibing and fornicating tonight in celebration of the work-week ending. I, on the other hand, am just beginning my work week…and my…

Okay, so I follow Gail Simmons on Twitter. It’s legal-er than following her in real life. I mean, come on, that would be creepy. When she posts about how she just enjoyed…

The 1st Generation iPatch had it’s detractors, as well… Hey, it’s Friday! Most of you are going to go out and get wasted tonight. I’m not! I’m going out for a nice…

“Mouthbreather!” I got a text from my mom this morning telling me that she loved yesterday’s blog post about Bono. First of all, this should prove once and for all that I…

Lisa Funderburg, congratulations. You are my new Judy McGuire. Your Oprah.com articles are syndicated by CNN, which means they are going to start appearing more on this website, too. Because your advice…

Wednesday was the official 5th birthday of Swan Fungus. The celebration and State Of The Blog address will occur on Sunday, March 14th. We’ll all congregate right here, in cyberspace, for cupcakes…

It’s Nate’s birthday! Happy birthday, Nate! I spent a lot of money and energy trying to find the perfect group gift for the star softball pitcher and almost full-blown alcoholic who helped…