Tire treads kiss black tar road. His shoulders churn with each gap in the pavement. A ten-thousand yard stare tunnel-visioned by rolling golden hills. There is a destination ahead. Attention is forced…

For the past week or so, I have felt like a pathetic single woman crying and eating Bonbons and obsessing over little uncontrollable details of my life. But I am starting to…

No posts this weekend. My father is currently in the intensive care unit at the hospital in my hometown. Pneumonia is the cause. At such a stressful time I can’t help but…

It must be Top Chef season, because at one point today 67 of 89 people who visited this website — within one hour — searched Google for some variation of “Gail Simmons…

Hey there, l337 readers! What’s up? NMU? I just got home from work, and am NIFOC thinking about how much ILF/MD. Sorry for all the confusion with the “code words,” but I’ve…

The worst feeling in the world for a ballplayer is when a team comes from behind to beat you at the last second. I’m no ballplayer — I’m a gawky Jew with…

I always knew there was a reason I shouldn’t start taking personality tests online. I received an e-mail today from my old friend Terry at the Scientology Center in Hollywood today. See,…

I’m sitting here waiting for the $40 baseball simulation computer game I just purchased to finish its download, and I realized that I forgot to post about last week’s softball game! We…

Yes, that asterisk is intentional. You’ll learn all about it later. This week our team was dealt a crushing defeat. Truly this was another matchup we should have won, but defensive lapses…

Today I went for a drive deep into the heart of Antelope Valley to explore an area I will be writing about for my bi-monthly contributions to WFMU’s Beware Of The Blog.…