For this album, I have to thank my dear friend Steve. For the following description of the album, I have to thanks Aquarius Records. Steve also has to thanks Aquarius, because that’s how he found the album. Is this making sense yet? …
“Sometimes we just have to pinch ourselves to make sure we’re not dreaming, and that Japan’s EM Records and all the crazy stuff they somehow find and reissue is actually real! Seriously, it’s hard to believe, EM dig up such obscure things that are just so AQ-perfect, so darn weird. We have whole sub-genres of stuff in stock here at the store all because of EM – steel pan funk, psychedelic surf soundtracks, singing saw music! And quite a few one-off items that pretty much represent new genres in and of themselves. Like this one, which EM almost too tamely describes as ‘Obscure evil psycho machine-funk from ’80s Washington D.C. Psychedelic madness!’.
“From the moment Wicked Witch showed up in the mail, we were ensorcelled. Heck, this pretty much had us with the cover, featuring a Vice magazine Dos and/or Don’ts worthy photo of a mysterious, ridiculously bad ass lookin’ African American fellow wearing shiny black leather and spikes, sporting a knife in a scabbard attached to one of his boots. He’s got his hands on his hips, his eyeballs are colored in red, and we sure wouldn’t want to mess with his rad dudeness. But even that strange, sinister image couldn’t have prepared us for what this actually sounds like…It’s that damaged, that lysergic, a one-man outsider take on the druggiest moments from early ’70s Miles Davis and especially Funkadelic, like “Wars Of Armageddon” off of Maggot Brain ferinstance.
“The first track of this anthology, “Fancy Dancer”, a 7″ single from 1985, drops the listener right in at the deep end, a dense miasmic phantasmagoria of percolating off-kilter grooves, funky vampings, and creepy, low-end synth buzzings and growlings, further made freakier towards the end of its 5 1/2 minutes with a dose of wild psychedelic electric guitar soloing. Damn. Don’t even know if funk is the right word for this. How about “glunk”? ‘Cause it’s got such a melty, gooey viscosity to it. The credits tell us this appeared on a 7″ single from 1985, with all instruments and vocals by Richard Simms (he’s the cover star, he’s Wicked Witch, and he’s apparently quite a character!). Next, track two, “Erratic Behaviour”, is maybe even more murky and chaotic, a mixture of echoing, babbling voices and tick-tocking drum machine, set loose amidst swirling electronics. It comes from another 7″ single, circa ’83, as does the similar track three, “X Rated”, which adds some “sensual” guest female sex-freak vocal exhibitionism over the lashing beats, bass throbs, and general dementia. But it’s at least as spooky as it is sexy…
“Then, track four, “Vera’s Back”, suddenly shifts things into another realm, delving into Wicked Witch pre-history. Written and produced by Simms, this track was originally released in on a 12″ in 1978 by a band he was in (on bass and vocals) called Paradiagm [sic]. It’s a twelve minute workout of shredding jazzfunk fusion, with over the top chops, a la Return To Forever, with violin and echoing vocals and proggy changes galore. It’s a lot “cleaner”, less distorted and drugged out than Wicked Witch’s later bizarre cauldron bubblings, but still pretty crazy, some of it like Goblin on speed!
“The next three tracks bring us back to the more unusual funk (or glunk?) stylings of Rick Simms solo in the ’80s, with two takes (one instrumental, one vocal, though both have vocals, the latter just more n’ nuttier of ’em) of a track called “Electric War”, from a 1984 Wicked Witch 12″, and then, for a finale, the disc comes full circle with a previously unreleased, extreme remix of “Fancy Dancer” done in ’86. Again, weird, dense, DIY outsider grooviness. Yep, CHAOS: 1978-86 is aptly titled. And we’re still astonished, dunno how EM does it. Who digs deeper? You couldn’t make this stuff up, we know, but we’re still pinching ourselves. Maybe Wax Poetics will do a feature on Wicked Witch one of these days… we can only imagine what became of Simms, perhaps institutionalized in some asylum for the Funkily Insane. In the meantime, you can pour over the photos included herein.
“FYI, the above review describes the programming of the cd version, EM’s lp of this has a slightly different running order and in fact some different tracks! The vinyl edition omits the “Fancy Dancer” remix and the “Electric War” vocal version. But, its “Erratic Behaviour” and “X Rated” are both remixes different from what’s on the cd. And, there’s a whole ‘nother previously unreleased cut on the lp, “Under Your Spell”, eight and half minutes long, from 1986! So we can’t tell you which format to choose. Either one, or both, are highly recommended!”
Wicked Witch
Chaos: 1978-86
MediaFire DL Link
Tracklist:
01. Fancy Dancer
02. Erratic Behaviour
03. X Rated
04. Vera’s Back
05. Electric War (Instrumental)
06. Electric War (Vocal)
07. Fancy Dancer (Previously Unreleased Remix)
