“Look at that! The world’s best funnel cake!†or so says the greasy looking kid who runs his own carnival food stand. I’m standing in line waiting for a soda and maybe…
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Peter Grudzien – The Unicorn
Z turned me onto this album, which I listened to and I was instantly fascinated. I quickly looked into the LP and saw how rare it was ($$$), and almost all of…
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The Distinguished Gourmand: Morton’s Steakhouse (Downtown Los Angeles)
Last night Nicci and I celebrated the anniversary of the first time she let me call her “girlfriend,” in public. Up until that night, one year ago yesterday, we were simply two…
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Sunday Mix Tape – Number 127
RULES for uninitiated noobs: With roughly 100MB of webspace, I give birth to a weekly Mix Tape to be deposited on your iPods or Zunes or Kingklangs or whatever the industry is…
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Unsolving 45 Cosmo Girl Crises Instantly!
Oh look, there’s a copy of December’s Cosmopolitan magazine next to me, and it happens to be open to a page whose title screams, “45 Cosmo Girl Crises — Solved Instantly!” Yeah,…
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The Silent Spectator: Take 1
One of the goals of my 101/1001 project is to go an entire day without speaking. it might seem like a stupid goal, but it’s actually pretty fucking hard to achieve. Sure,…
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Gail Simmons’ Tits Gone From Top Chef
Tonight my worst fears came true. A rumor circulated on the Internet earlier this afternoon stated that Gail Simmons and her luscious tits were being replaced as guest judge on Top Chef…
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Seefeel – Starethrough
From Magic Is Tragic: “It isn’t hard to find someone who believes that My Bloody Valentine’s Loveless was one of the most forward-thinking, seminal releases of the 90s. However, I believe Seefeel…
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Zolar X – Timeless
There’s this guy I know. He’s kind of insane. That’s as pleasantly as I can say it. The first several times I met him he did not remember me, so he kept…
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Interview: Mark Laughlin (Ex-Dead Meadow)
I was casually checking my e-mail at work two weeks ago when a message arrived with the subject “Dead Meadow Peel Sessions.” It was sent by Mark Laughlin, the band’s original drummer.…