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This Is How The Collector Scum Party

Here are some rules to implement if you’re a huge nerd who wants to host a record-listening party like Mark did last evening. Magic cards and D&D are optional.

Rules:

– bring records you think no one else at the party has heard
– bring your own booze, or a yummy blueberry/boisenberry pie
– do your best to match beats or create seamless transitions when DJing.
– be prepared for spontaneous dance-offs
– supply your own allergy medication if allergic to cats
– stare in awe as Kasi performs her high school competitive mime routine.


Evan’s dance-off versus Mark


I think they call that move the running man?


Mark and Kasi celebrate Mark’s dance-off victory


Further celebration


You got served!


Mark queues his next record


Kasi’s dance looks chicken dance-ish


Evan recalls his skakin’ days…


Evan and Kasi — you can tell from the bright shoes


Co-workers cutting loose


Everyone is off in their own space, dancing to their own rhythms…


…None of us notice Kasi has slipped and is awkwardly falling over.


Nicci, Kasi and Mark (sans glasses, so you know he means it)


Whoa.


Kasi, Nicci, Robinson and Mark


Mark and Kasi “coupling,” while Evan looks on disapprovingly