Allow me for a moment to speak even more about myself. You see, back in February, this weird record came into the store. It was priced at $125 by the owner, and I was asked to write it up for the store’s website. As I sat and stared at the LPs cover, I wondered…what the hell does Vagamente mean? I studied Spanish for three-and-one-half years, I really should know this. By using the transitive property of equality (thank you elementary mathematics!) I deduced that if rapidamente meant rapidly, then vagamente must mean vaginally. I sat there, at the collectibles counter, studying the cover of the album and pondering just how awesome the object in my hands truly was. Think about it, an album…called Vaginally. I mean, that can’t possibly be the real translation, but imagine if it was? Holy shit, it might just fry my brains to the point where I’m completely re-programed and have to learn even basic motor functions all over again. It’d be that mind-blowing.
We filed the album under Jazz/Easy Listening. I think it’s very soothing. I think you will too. Open your windows on a warm summer night when the air is sticky and you feel like you’re relaxing in the shade on a foreign shoreline, turn up the speakers on your stereo system or computer to a comfortable level, and enjoy this Vaginally.
Wanda De Sah
Vagamente
MediaFire Download Link
Selected Tracks:
Adriana
E Vem o Sol
Mar Azul
Vivo Sonhando
Inutil Paisagem
Vagamente
