Thank you, Mike. Thank you for working on Wall Street, and for having a corporate AMEX card. Thank you for being a bored husband with a wife waiting at home while you’re…

And on the eighth day, I rested. I’ve been back East for seven days, and until today my schedule was packed tighter than an Asian’s pussy with appointments, people to see, and…

Apologies for not writing a second entry last night, but I got kind of drunk and was too tired to type. Ken and Jack procured a bottle of vodka and two six…

I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock as it struck 9:00am. Last night was another night of deep, dreamless sleep, only without the benefit of awakening refreshed and ready to…

Ah, Saturday. Wait — today’s Saturday, right? I am sitting at the computer hutch in my mother’s house with what began as a quart of Dogfish Head’s malt liquor. Spiritualized’s newest LP…

It began innocently enough. I awoke to find Annie Hall on my television, and the sounds of rushing cars on Walnut Street filtering through my bedroom windows. It was 11:00am exactly. I…

Hello readers, Evan here. My first full day back in suburban New Jersey was an eventful one. Of course, I didn’t actually lay my head down to sleep until well after 4:00am…