my “published” writing portfolio for the honors colloquium has been completed.
pages = 30
chapters = 8 (yeah that seems weird, like… if tiki barber ran for 30 yards on 8 carries it would be a bad game)
words = 8,794
instances of the “seven dirty words” = 6
illustrations = 3 (thank you dan, kate m and kate a)
hours spent editing friday / saturday = 18
typos found after final printing = 7 (d’oh)
kinko’s employees hit-on to ensure quick, reliable service: 1
total cost of production for 30 units = $401.83 if anyone knows how to cook, or wants to buy me dinner, i uh… don’t have money left for the last two weeks of school.
